Only in Japan could they come up with such a thing. Japanese linen company, Kamei sells the Boyfirend’s Arm Pillow "designed to cradle the lonely sleeper".

The site lists these advantages over a real boyfriend:

  • Can’t hold a beer or remote
  • Won’t be out drinking at a karoke/strip club with his co-workers until all hours
  • Not a two-timer
  • No more chewing your arm off to get away in the morning
  • Much more comfortable than a boyfriend’s arm
  • One size fits all 
  • Optional vibrating alarm clock to put in sleeve to wake you in the morning
  • Reusable, easy and safe to use. Comes in 3 colors and white.

    • Almost as ridiculous as their other product the "Girlfriend Lap Pillow".