Some gifts I see advertised, I never knew I needed them. Take for example the USB missle launcher. As described for sale by Cyberguys,
"Take control of the airspace in and around your cubicle! Use your PC to aim and launch the 3 foam missiles to secure your borders and defend your homecube. With a 15-foot range, the USB Missile Launcher is perfect for pre-emptive shock and awe strikes of nearby cubicles. Mission accomplished! Includes 3 foam missiles and control software. Requires Windows 2000/XP."
I have been looking for someway to defend my office. I am not sure how I did without this!
