Guess I never thought I would write these words. As I was walking along the beach today in Chicago, I saw something in the distance. I knew what it was, but I couldn’t comprehend it… It was a snowman made of sand. Or maybe I should call it a “sandman”. I never thought I would see this. Instead of a carrot sticking out of its mouth, it had a cigarette. Instead of coal for eyes, they used bottle caps. Ah, well, it was public city beach and guess they used what was available.